I-lean


a person typically of the female gender, who appears to have but one leg and slightly leans as she ever-so drunkenly falls flat on her face, yes she is then leaning with the plain.

also a very large house trained pig with her t-tties hangin to the floor, she appears to always be leaning to milk those little hogs
oh my god jack, look it’s i-lean and she has been drinkin again, she’s horizontal with the plain.

hey i-lean quit draggin your milk infested br–sts on the floor please, and while your at it pick your d-mn gut off the floor when you walk dammit!
another word for a suburban mom who has a bunch o’ kids, but still likes to party.
yo, are you hangin out with i-lean at da club tonight?
this is what you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other.
man1-hey i bet you i know that womens name over there.its ilean

man2-how do you know that?

man1-because she has one leg shorter than the other,lol

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