I love you too
what you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.
person a: i hate the way you always have to wear those socks! and your ugly–ss nose!
person b: i love you too.
or
a: -punches b-
b: i love you too. -twich twich-
what you say as a comeback when someone either someone says something mean to you or they say “i hate you”
jenny: you’re ugly, stupid, and mean!
caroline: i love you too! <3
the person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely h-rny and they want to f-ck your brains out.
you: "i love you"
partner: "yeah..i..i love you too"
-stares at you with that face they always do when they are h-rny-
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