I own a horse


a rather unknown internet meme. one user will go on to a chat program -most commonly omegle- and tell the receiver “i own a horse.” .the other person then disconnects.
person 1: “h-llo”
person 2: “hi”
person 1: “i own a horse.”
person 2: -disconnect-
a lie from a liar.

an effective way to get someone in a chat room(omegle, chatroullete, etc.) to leave.
(omegle conversation)

stranger: hey asl???
you: i own a horse.

your conversational partner has disconnected.
a very exquisite and effective way to ward off s-xual predators or disgusting people, used on the internet, more specifically on omegle.
(on omegle)
a:”asl”
b:”i own a horse.”
a:-disconnects from the chat-

(random shady chatroom)
a: i want to cyber with you regardless of your age and i won’t leave you alone.
b: i own a horse.
a:-a leaves chat room-

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