I shat my pants
shat is the past tense of sh-t which is the present tense of cr-p, so, i shat my pants is saying i sh-t my pants, which means i cr-pped my pants, which means i took a p–p in my pants, which means i dumped a lump
i shat my pants in english cl-ss today.
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