i think i left them on your wife’s side of the bed
a funny as h-ll way of insulting a man by implying that you’ve screwed his wife
james: have you seen my gimp mask and -n-l harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife’s side of the bed
or
paul: have you seen my boxers? i think i left them on your wife’s side of the bed
john: that dirty wh-r-! did she ask you to do bukkake?
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