I thought we were friends
the best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. if someone were to be told: “i thought we were friends”, they would be forced to do whatever their “friend” wants them to do.
tyrone: yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?
antwonne: nah, man. i gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.
tyrone: i thought we were friends, yo.
antwonne: aww shizz! fine holmes, i’ll do your d-mn homework.
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