I Thumped her Pumpkin


this is the art of s-xual intercourse, a joke version. that or making sweet love to a pumpkin. the first is the preferred version.
example 1: i thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night…

example 2: d-mn that hubard squash, i had no date so i thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl neckl-ss…

Read Also:

  • its a door!

    one of the many quotes written in corey’s notebook by laxi. hey whats that? its a door!!!

  • ivy pearls

    an auxiliary group created by the first and finest akas and is meant for highschool girls that want to become an aka during their college years. ivy pearls do a tremendous amount of community service work, perform at stepshows, host parties at local community centers, perform for their highschool and of course attend events sponsored […]

  • IvyRose

    an awesome emotional girl that dresses like a punk. no one understands her because she is so quiet until she sees something she likes then she is then the loudest person you know. one would characterize her as bipolar. when low by flo rida came on everyone around ivyrose went deaf as her piercing voice […]

  • prashy

    some one who is always happy and giggly. gosh, she’s such a prashy!

  • Premature Chip

    a chip which hasn’t been cooked properly. it stands out from all the rest as it isn’t as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn’t get eaten. “oh gosh, i think i just ate a premature chip.” “hard luck, did it taste disgusting?” “yes, i think i will stick to the normal ones”


Disclaimer: I Thumped her Pumpkin definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.