i will roll you.


this short lived attempt by a.w. at proving to someone that she was hip allegedly had the same definition as “i will beat you up”. sadly, dispite her many efforts, “i will roll you” never caught on as a way of threatening violence.

it remains something stoners excitedly say when looking at a bag of marijuana and pile of rolling paper.
“i will roll you.”

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