I wish I could do that


joke. when you see a buddy’s dog licking his d-ck and you say,”i wish i could do that.” your buddy replies,”go ahead,but,he’s liable to bite you.”
“i wish i could do that” is what you say when you see a dog licking his d-ck.

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