I Would Top It


a phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay s-x, often used in p-ssing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.
boy 1: hey you remember if i introduced you to kevin last night?
boy 2: nope..maybe you got a picture?
boy 1: -opens facebook- here..
boy 2: oh…he looks kind of familiarwhy?
boy 1: well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. he just texted me.
boy 2: solid…. i would top it.
boy 1: -__-

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