the first phrase that should pop into every /k/ommando’s mind when they’re in the deep, dark woods and they hear something reminiscent of footsteps in the distance. you have sks, don’t be a p-ssy. definitely not a skinwalker.
ivan: sergei did you of hearings something?
sergei: yes, is probably small rodent having of fun in the leaves
ivan: you are of right, comrade, is probably nothing
sergai: yes, i wouldn’t worry about it
in your hole. to let a person know where they can put a bad idea or insult they stated. a person says that they will defeat your team. you would reply with iyh. iyh, means “in your head!” used when someone is scr-w-ng things completely up. “haha, iyh motherf-cker”
a hipster jewish american princess who wears deadlocks , went to private school financed by her daddy lawyer for rich folk. dude, that j-ptafarian can really windsurf well on that kind bud.
- jordan grace
a very cool, snazzy girl who everyone loves. she is hilarious and she’s probably the prettiest girl you’ll ever meet. wow she’s such a jordan grace i love her so much.
going to the pub for a few jugs of beer with the lads but waking up in the morning not knowing what happened. hey mate, fancy going for a jugatwo?
- jungle shower
when you take a shower in the same bathroom as a toilet with an unflushed bowel movement. the humidity increase from the hot running water amplifies the smell of the feces, usually to an unbearable level. hopped in the shower, but forgot to flush, ended up taking a jungle shower.