i wrote this



the best song ever wrote by an amazing artist, named patrick star.
” twinkle twinkle patrick star i have a sandwich my mommy name is fred it tastes like beans and bacon and it smells like it’s been dead,” – wow patrick this is great!-sponge bobs comment on the song i wrote this.

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