IB
a.k.a. international baccalaureate – a malicious program aimed at the unnaturally brighter population in an attempt to overload their brains, thus reducing them to vegetables without lives. however, a true ib student will respond by adapting and bsing their way through.
ib, therefore i bs.
ib – teaching students how to turn sh-t into gold!
commonly thought to be a magnet program, international baccalaureate is in reality a cleverly disguised plot to steal the souls, sleep, and free wills of high school students. pros include mad bs’ing skills
see also: academic suicide
i am, therefore i b
i b, therefore i stress
i stress, therefore ibs
a program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths of the future, implemented by swiss lawn gnomes, by preventing their exposure to the outside world.
the state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five
Read Also:
- Donerkoch
when you make your head go up in a zig zag motion like a seal and slam it back down on your shoulder when i seen you do the donerkoch i asked bobby, did he just body slam his shoulder?????????
- Jordanna
one of the most beautiful creatures on the earth. she is kind hearted, loving and very generous. she is indubidibly the best girlfriend in the world and rest -ssured once you fall in love with her, that’s a web you will never be able to fight your way out of. let us not forget that […]
- que lo pario
slang for saying “what the f-ck”. it literary means “who gave birth to it”. very popular among porteño spanish speaking people. it might express either surprise or anger, it hasn’t got a very nice connotation eg.(a) a: te enteraste de roberto? se casa… b: que lo pario, che! es un boludo! (a: did u hear […]
- Roll it Down
to give head to a lady “check out that lady over there, i’d like to give her some head– i mean roll it down.”
- jamoco
someone who is supposed to be a true expert at something but in reality is a pretentious, incompetent f-ck up, usually at your expense and without any risks taken on their part. their incompetence can be deliberate but is often unintentional. either way, these douchebags could really give a rat’s -ss about how they’ve f-cked […]