Ibis styles hotels
a common hotel chain in europe that is located near city centers. they spend alot of money on the “style” part of the name but not alot on functionality of things. bathrooms are small and showers will cause the entire floor to get wet. they don’t have a slogan but should be “twice the style for half the functionality”
dude 1: where did you stay on your trip?
dude 2: at a ibis styles hotels.
dude 1: how was it?
dude 2: the lobby was nice but when i got to my room it was small and cramped.
dude 1: really?
dude 2: yeh, and when i took a shower it got the whole floor wet!
dude 1: dude that sucks.
dude 2: but hay that shower looked dope tho.
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