iblivious


adj: a state of mind in which one is unaware of their sorrundings caused by intensely focusing on one’s portable mp3 player.
1) did you see that guy over there almost get slammed by the car?

2) yep… he was iblivious to the whole thing… his chances of survival hinge on his eyepod running out juice.

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