iBMP


also bmp.

chatspeak;

b lame
m y
p arents
person 1: omgg, why didnt you come to the party with us ?
person 2: ibmp.

person 1 : can you come with us tomorrow?
person 2 : no..
person 1 : why ? you never come !
person 2 : bmp.

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