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• iBump

  the collision of two posers who are walking around with their iphones at arms length. ya , i was using augmented reality on my iphone to get info on that cathedral. when all of a sudden some imoron ib-mped me with his iphone! tsk tsk

• eskimo beard

  when you c-m on your friend/partners chin,upperlip,sides,etc. and in the morning when they wake up it leaves a dry crusty white beard(fun for sleepover with friends, or just weird fedish s-x) at ryans birthday party i gave jason an eskimo beard.

• Crocker

  typically, a grandmother figure from the southern united states, with a ‘southern tw-ng’ accent. crockers usually smoke cigarettes, but aren’t proud of it, and also love their grandchildren but are extremely disciplinary and attempt to make lectures on waiting for s-x until marriage, and to love g-d. crockers favorite resturants can be something to the […]

• Erectitus

  uncontrollable erections, usually caused by any and or all women “dude i think i have a bad case of erect-tus, everytime i see a chic, bam!!! b-n-r.

• Croatian Sensation

  a person who is croatian and gives you the best sensation ever im the croatian sensation and im sweeping the nation got to stay fresh gotta stay fly too bad i dont have a job to get by son get off the croatian sensation

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