Ice Auger
verb: a technique for manual copulation. while sitting relaxed and upright, you place one hand at the base of your p-n-s, the other at the top. when ready, crank both hands in a clockwise direction. continue this motion until you “see water”.
jimmy: hey bobby! how was your weekend?
bobby: not bad. i spent a few hours with the ice auger.
jimmy: sounds painful.
bobby: sure was!
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