ice cream and dildos



a phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

similar to the sayings “a piece of cake” or “easy as pie,” only better.
denise just won the lottery! man, her life’s gonna be ice cream and d*ld*s from here on out.

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