Ice Monkey


when two gay guys are in the shower the one on the outside (away from the water) is the ice monkey.

the male’s actual p-n-s might also be referred to as the ice monkey.

if there are 3 male’s in the shower , there is more then likely 2 ice monkeys. gay males should use a hot tub to avoid getting ice monkied
the two gay males did not share the hot water equally and poor bruce became an ice monkey.
bruce’s p-n-s was out of the heat too long and shrunk down to a rather embarr-ssing ice monkey .
dipping your p-ssed out friend’s p-n-s in a bowl of ice or ice cream
we gave matt an ice monkey last night.

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