ice turd
ice t-rds:
what becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty–ssty.
boss; look, you’re in charge of the parking clean up. i want all those ice t-rds cleaned up and off the premisses by closing time or you are fired!
lackey; d-mn man, them rustlucks is froz down like santa’s b-lls.
boss; well i nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don’t get them gone right now you will be thawing santa’s b-lls in your next line of work!
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a large volume of human excrement that ‘fills the pan’ and pokes up out of the water. so named as it resembles a dark chocolate version of the large bodies of ice that scatter the oceans in the polar regions. the majority of its bulk being underwater, a solid lump protrudes into clear air sp-ce and fills the room with its noxious odor.
“dude, after that stack of wings and pizza last night, i just laid down an icet-rd.”
“excuse me your honor, i’m unable to address parliament this afternoon, i have a desperate need to launch an icet-rd upon the high seas.” (taken from british prime minister tony blair’s private diaries)
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