Icelandic Icepick
the act of defecating into a condom (optional) and freezing it. the condom filled with frozen feces is then used to penetrate a partner’s oriface.
mother: your father f-cked in my -ss last night with a frozen t-rd.
child: oh, we call that the icelandic icepick.
when some body is going down on a guy, and right before he c-ms he whacks the back of their head, so that the person going down snarfs the j-zz.
when casale goes down on hart with his sleeping mask hart doesn’t have to worry about giving casale an icelandic icepick because the nose mask will catch the j-zz.
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