Icy Mascara
an icy mascara is when you unleash a huge load of freshly brewed seamen over a girl’s eye lash (when her eyes are closed) you then tell her to keep her eyes shut for a couple minutes, when she tries to open them, they will be stuck shut.
jack: did you see tiffany today?
rick: nah, why?
jack: man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it’s bloodshot
rick: jesus christ man, it must of been a sticky load.
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