I’d hit that


a phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.
“wow, did you see that girl over there?”
“yeah.”
“i’d hit that.”
“same here.”
the statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw s-xuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound f-cking.
-fine piece of -ss walks by-

slavering h-rny adolescent male 1: i’d hit that.

sham 2: i’d hit that like the fist of an angry god.

sham 3: i’d hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of england.

sham 4: i’d hit that… with a stick.

sham 1-3: -glare-
phrase used mainly by guys meaning that they’d want to have s-x with the person(usually a girl) they’re refering to.

see: i’d tap that.
oh man, look at donna! i’d hit that.
when a man says that he would: hit-,spank-,bang-, or get with a girl; after being asked by another man if he would.

-refers to -ss
“hey look at trisha, would you hit that?” “ya id hit that!”
a phrase used to express satisfaction with the quality of the blackjack hand of another person. often used to suggest that the player should add another card.
“d-mn, you got an 11? i’d hit that!”
when a man says that he would: hit-,spank-,bang-, or get with a girl; after being asked by another man if he would.

-refers to -ss
“hey look at trisha, would you hit that?” “ya id hit that!”
when a guy thinks a girl is physically attractive and he would f-ck her.
person #1: yo dawg, look at that g over there, she’s safe, i’d hit that. would you?
person #2: yeah, i would.

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