I’d rather sandpaper a bobcat’s ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene


phrase used to verbalize just how much you don’t want to do something
i’d rather sandpaper a bobcat’s -ss in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

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