I’d rather snuggle with Shrek
if someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you’d prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
person 1: hey you should go hook up with that chick.
person 2: no, she’s pretty gross. i’d rather snuggle with shrek.
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