I’d smite that
an expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have s-x with the person. used similarly to ‘tap that’, but generally used in a comical way (with a quick -suggestive eyebrows- for good measure).
-hot guy walks past-
“ooh, i’d smite that!” -suggestive eyebrows-
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