I’d strap on 16 a mile away


an indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting sl-t. she is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous s-xual partners, you feel it’s only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her p-ssy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of vd.
tom: dude! i think i’m gonna score with kendra at mike’s party tonight, can’t wait to hit that sh-t raw!

jerry: you gotta be f-ckin’ kidding me. oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. i’d strap on 16 a mile away.

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