Idaho

the state that no one gives a f-ck about
h-llo, yes, unfortunately i’m from idaho, nice to meet you.
one of the best conducted hoaxes in history. idaho does not exist, nor does anyone “from idaho” exist. it is suspected idaho is a black hole.

idaho is, in actuality, the final resting place of the b-52’s. when their career began to decline, they left for idaho and never returned.
my grandma’s poodle was sucked into the gaping void of idaho while she was visiting montana.
the land of forests and very clean cities where half of the citizens have never even seen a potato farm. land where napolean dynamite was filmed and we’re proud of it! it kicks -ss, but you never really learn to appreicate it until you move to some cr-ppy town like spokane.
idaho kicks -ss and only an idahoan could understand.
1. place where you will feel welcome in only because the people who’ve lived there forever are too polite to tell you to get the h-ll out of their state and go back to f-ckin’ california
idaho: don’t move here.
idaho is a very open state with lots of mountains and fields and is known to be very beautiful. it also has nice towns that are not filled with neo-n-z-s and potato farmers like sun valley, a nice sophisticated ski resort (home to arnold schwarzenegger, demi moore, bruce willis, tom hanks, mariel hemingway, and many others). it is true that idaho is a republican state by majority, but there are areas in idaho that are decent.
i went on a vacation to idaho and it was very beautiful!
idaho has four seasons: winter, freezing, still winter, and road construction. delicious potatoes, people who know what a burrow pit, the dike, a bully barn, and the dry bed is. anything is pretty much legal in idaho, or n-boday cares, so do whatever you want. beautiful scenery, plenty of fresh air, and outdoor activities. travel all over idaho before you judge it, northern is different from southern as is west from the east.
want to park your car anywhere and not get towed? go to idaho. want to wear wranglers to a wedding? go to idaho. want to get your drivers liscense at 15? go to idaho.
pure heaven, and very very clean.
you don’t know heaven until you wake up in idaho to the smell of a mint field after the rain.
most commonly known for it’s potatoes but anyone who has been to idaho will know that there are way more cow ranches than potato farms.
made famous by napoleon dynamite… embarr-ssed by napoleon dynamite. (we can keep up with the fashion in most of our cities)
misconceptions
-we are inbred
-there is no electricity
-we are located in the mid-west
-we have to hunt and gather our food

so before anyone thinks of making an idaho comment try to stop being so f-cking ignorant and educate yourself.
iowa?

no, idaho.
is that in nebraska?
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