Idiosexual


adjective. one who is attracted to neither gender, and instead partakes in chronic masturbation.

from the latin prefix “idios”, meaning “one’s own”.
chris: “dude you coming out tonight? pick up some chicks?”

danny: “nah i’m ok”

chris: “what about a gay bar, if that’s what you’re into?”

danny: “i’m good thanks”

chris: “dude, you’re such a idios-xual”

danny: “you’re putting me off here. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap”

adjective (you feel it) root word is idio derived from the greek:
means to be un attracted to a person due to lack of education, or common sense. being un attracted to ignorance. being turned off by stupidity. loosing attraction to someone because they are stupid. opposite of sapios-xual. created by lesa
1. i thought he was s-xy, until i saw how dumb he was, i am such an idios-xual.

2. i cannot date you, i am an idios-xual, sorry.

3. me and my friends are idios-xuals.

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