idiot badge


a mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.
i earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

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