Idiot Lotto
the act of ringing a department where you know everyone is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.
simon : cr-p, i have to ring the help desk.
gavan : is that a bad thing ?
simon : yeah, its a game of idiot lotto, they’re all morons.
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