Idiot Mitten


(noun) someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.

refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.
wife: “happy anniversary honey!”

husband: “oh, that’s right, today is our anniversary”

wife: “idiot mitten!”

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