idiot stick


an extremely stupid person.
shut up, idiot stick.
man you must have been beaten with an idiot stick.
in the midwest an idiot stick is a tool resembling a golf club with an elongated head that is serrated and used for cutting high weeds.
the convicts swung idiot sticks all day under the hot sun, cutting weeds along the county road.
the most menial labor available, involving a stick with bristles at one end, and an idiot at the other. see broom.
“he pushed an idiotstick all day for minimum wage.”
a toy, made of a wooden tube with a dowel rod attached to a bullet-shaped cone. the dowel has a notch near the free end so that when it is inserted into the wooden tube, the notch is supposed to hook over a rubber band p-ssed through the tube near the far end from the opening. it is called an “idiot stick” because the dowel is not long enough to hook the rubber band so that when it is pulled out it will snap back into the tube when released. the operator must squeeze the bullet end and thereby propel the dowel back with the illusion it is being done by the rubber band. the “victim” will try for a long time to hook the rubber band, therefore looking like an idiot–especially when it is finally explained to him!
search for “idiot stick” and you will find pictures of them for sale under americana or folk crafts.
may apply to a shovel used by bricklayers labourers or a spade used by ground labourers ,a term of contempt for menial workers in the construction industry.
hey pal ,get your idiot stick and clean up over here.
a stupid person. ‘idiot’ describes someone that is stupid, but adding ‘-stick’ denotes that the person is as dumb as a stick.
you missed the field goal? an 18-yard attempt?! f-ckin’ idiotstick.

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