iEye


a future apple product which they will market as a revolutionary product that takes digital photos, and which apple followers will buy because they like all shiny apple products.
(in the future)
person 1: yo dude, have you seen this new apple product called the ieye, it costs $5000, but i’m still going to buy it.

person 2: what does it do?

person 1: it’s this completely new invention, it takes pictures!

person 2: dude, that was invented like 30 years ago, it’s called a digital camera.

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