If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m going to be really pissed


a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
brian: well i’m glad that you had so much fun on friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while i was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

steve: yeah bro, it was pretty wild

brian: if charlie sheen outlives me, i’m going to be really p-ssed !

based on chuck lorre’s response to charlie sheen’s comment, “chuck, i will outlive you. i will p-ss you off,…”

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