If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
an expression that can be used to emphasize (1) bad-ss skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!
1
manny’s bro: manny, you’re a d-mn player. how do you get all those chicks?
manny: what can i say? if life gives you lemons, make lemonade
2
a construction worker: holly sh-t! we have to build a skyscr-pper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door kn-b?
jose: easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
a construction worker: but don’t expect f-cking miracles either!
3
island guy: oh man, i wish there was at least one chick in this small cr-ppy island that was not my cousin.
man: hey island guy, effit! if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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