if there’s grass on the pitch you can play


referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary s-xual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for s-xual intercourse, regardless of her age.
man 1: wow, check this girl out
man 2: your sick man, she seems 14
man 1: you know what they say:
“..if there’s gr-ss on the pitch you can play..”

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