if theres no grass on the playing field, go around back and play in the dirt
used as a variation of the common “if there is gr-ss on the playing field” used to determine if a girl is maature enough for s-x; the “gr-ss” being her pubic hair. if there is no gr-ss on the playing field, one must “go around back and play in the dirt”, as in engage in -n-l s-x with the girl in question.
“do you think shes old enough?”
“doesn’t matter, if there’s no gr-ss on the playing field, go around back and play in the dirt.”
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