iFlinch
when you forget to flip the ‘hold’ switch on your ipod, and you put it in your pocket and start walking, causing a sudden burst of volume, which frightens you/hurts your ears and causes the ‘flinch’ response.
-seeing random spazzing boy trying to rip out his earbuds-
guy 1: “hey…what’s jimmy doing?”
guy 2: “oh, looks like he’s got his iflinch on…”
guy 1: “…poor guy…he looks like a r-t-rd…”
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