ifls

i f-cking love science

a phrase used when some new study/finding is just pure awesomeness.
eg. building new artificial hearts

also used to describe the difference of religion and science
“hey did you know that statistically at least one h2o molecule out of every gl-ss you drink has p-ssed thru dinosaur?”
“ifls”
i feel like sh-t.
ahh, ifls today…
i f-cking love summer
it’s so hot outside, i’m gonna go swimming. ifls!!
in for later

often said when browsing p-rn/drug/jailbait threads at work. the post subscribes a forum user to the thread so they may later check these threads in the comfort of their own homes with a box of tissues and lotion
“ifl

edit: i am disappoint…these jailbait pics were lame”
“i f-cking love”, often used on messageboards.
girl: omg ifl stephen king.

boy: mila kunis is so hot, ifl her.
ifl is short for “i feel like…”
“ifl you didn’t wanna work there anyway”
a text message saying, “i’m f-ckin loaded”. this message is sent to all the people in one’s cell phone’s phone book when the person is drunk. this message is especially funny for recipients when received at some excessively late, or for that matter, early time in the night. this message is also funny when received on a weekday or night when this person should clearly be at work, or has work the next day.
person 1: hey, did you get that ifl from ryan this morning?
person 2: yeah! i totally did! that was at like 5:00am!

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