iFuk
the act of cruelly punishing those closest to you, especially in cases where those parties have done you a big solid within 2 months. this unique act is out-of-the-blue and elicits jaw-dropping, outrage and alienation.
stranger: “oh wow, how do you like your iphone.”
you friend: “like it? i love it!”
stranger: “man, that’s what everybody says. i gotta’ get one…especially now that they’re, like, 30% cheaper!”
your friend: “what?”
stranger: “ooh, sorry dude. if-k?”
your ex-friend: “if-k.”
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another term for a mans p-n-s holy cr-p ted!! your iguanadon is showing!!
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while texting with an iphone or a similar smartphone, send your friends a naked ilady by using the following characters: first text: (.y.) or ( . y . ) (br–sts; add a sp-ce on either side of the period/nipple to make the b–bs bigger] then text: l . l (abdomen/navel) then text: ({8}) (hips/-ss/vag/-sshole) she […]