Ignorant Narci-bitch
a person (usually a girl) who insists on hanging out with you so they can talk about themselves the whole time and act like anything you say is boring…unless it’s about them. don’t even try talking about important issues like politics or interests such as art, reading or -n-lytical thinking to them because it will make them feel inferior. the only response they can give to something intelligent is a frown followed by the words, “that’s stupid” or “whatever, you’re stupid.” sometimes “hoochie” is thrown in there too.
large words with more than two syllables throw them off as well, like antonym or phosphorous.
julie: “did you hear that the united states is in debt to the communists chinese government? this country’s economic future really worries me. think of what this could mean for our children and grandchildren.”
jeana: “whatever hoochie, that’s stupid”…”did you see the pics i just uploaded of myself on facebook?”
julie, “what an ignorant narci-b-tch”
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