ihab
he’s mysterious, but handsome. usually dark haired with beautiful brown eyes. he can be a gamer but at the same time one of the coolest guys you know. he’s very hardworking and masculine but very opinionated and stubborn.
he has a heart of gold, he’s nice to people without gudgment.
jessica: ” i saw him today working, he looked so handsome!”
lisa: “you should have talked to him!”
jessica: “i can’t he’s so mysterious and intimidating i don’t dare talk to such a beautiful human being.”
dan: jacob why aren’t you more like ihab? he’s hardworking and trustworthy. get out of bed and do something with your life!!”
jacob: “i wish i was ihab”
an ihab is a d-mn beast. he averages 13 goals a game and 19 blocks. he once destroyed the world and rebuilt it with his beastliness. he also bought spinnin’ teeth for himself and his future children. ihab agrees that bibby is majestic and thinks allen iverson looks like ludacris.
hal ihab beast? na’am, na’am.
i have a b-n-r
dude, check out these naked pics of jessica biel i found
ihab!
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