ihadthewoodbutnotthewill
when you have an erection but don’t care to jack off.
don’t care to do something.
i woke up this morning and ihadthewoodbutnotthewill.
she asked if i wanted to go to a movie and i said ihadthewoodbutnotthewill.
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