ijfym


“i just f-cked your mom.”

cl-ssic meaning. used when trying to ignore your friends or saying it because your friends mom is a ditzy blonde wh-r-.

stir fry unicorns!!!!!!!
person 1: stir fry unicorns… stir fry unicorns… -laughs hysterically-

person 2: what?

person 1: -laughs and cries-

person 2: ijfym

person 1: -stops- what? -laughs again-

person 2: ijfym

person 1: …

person 2: ijfym so hard and the dog was watching

person 1: …

person 2: and he taped it

person 1: …

person 2:we did it in your bed

person 1: …

person 2: we left a dvd for you under your pillow

person: i don’t wanna touch it -laughs-

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