iJibb
the nonsense that appears on your friends mobile phone screen when you mash those tiny touchscreen letters accidently. there is a 30% chance a text you send me from your iphone will have an error caused purely by your fingers failing to secure the correct letter. ijibberish can cause ditress to those affected. your sentences don’t make sense dumb-ss!
“please mash the keypad with your palm”.
you (nokia) : “how are you today, my iphone-loving friend?”
your stupid (or well hand-endowed) friend: “i’n famtastic, how thr fuvk are yok? see, i’m cleaty unaffexted by this ‘ijibb’ you keep accusing me of”.
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