Ikea Girlfriend
a girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
bill: “did you go home with that girl last night? she looked amazing!”
bob: “urgh…well, i ‘went home’ with her. i opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house ‘because our babies will need good hygiene’. when i said ‘our babies?’, she cried on the floor for another 2 hours”
bill: “ikea girlfriend, huh?”
bob: “yup”
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