ikea shelf builder
some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “g-y friend” and harmless. dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like… you should leave him.
her: omg!? i just got in a fight with brandon (boyfriend) he’s such a d-ck. i’m going to hang out with chris at the mall.
her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he g-y?! why is he so infatuated with you?
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