IKEA SYNDROME
when you realise life is like a product from ikea, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all…
girl: so why arent u doing anything?
guy: i have ikea syndrome and im sh-t at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.
girl: i just want you to get out of bed, do you need an allan key for that?
guy:argghhh
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